Tuesday, October 1, 2019

Aunt Joannie's Law of Longevity Aspiration of 2008

Several years ago, Jim and Joan devoted a considerable amount of time to the study, reflection and serious mathematical applications of the Law of Longevity. After a full day of highly academic conversation, consideration and great deliberation, the two worked tirelessly to establish the Aunt Joannie's Law of Longevity Aspiration of 2008. Simply put: Joan wants all our Dear Hearts to enjoy 125 years of good health and happiness on this earth. So, she and Jim created a very detailed rubric to calculate--based on this very scientific Law--how many more years we wish each recipient enjoys in a healthy happy life. Patent is pending.

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